Tesla to the Moon - without a rocket.

in crypto •  2 years ago 

Mars next.

Good morning everyone. Since $TSLA hit my previous price target I spent last night doing some more analysis. I am proud to say I am very bullish. My revised price target is $1,264. I calculated this by taking the current share price and adding the $600 stimulus check. See below:

$TSLA currently at $215.

A parody of a parody...

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  ·  2 years ago  ·  

There is so little humour in cryto, and it is so deserving of some - that is actually funny.


A note to Americans, and pretty much most of the world: shouting and then laughing are not funny; falling over is not funny; animals being stupid is not funny...

The UK is set to launch ChavGPT.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

It's a parody of all finance news, as so much of it is prefab fluff.
Spot how they daily switch cause n effect.
Too much truth will not get you invited back - hence why you see so many crew members of the Schiff of Fools.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

template news

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

finance news is similar, without the backdrops - so, tell us something we already know, make it simple, make it believable - but don't tell the plebs it was just an algorithm making a profit.