Credit Suisse Laundromat

in crypto •  2 years ago 

I haven't as yet found a good analysis of what precisely is going wrong with Credit Suisse. Most lame articles just put the effects as the causes; now, billions flowing out of a bank don't do so by accident or self-motivation; someone is doing it, for some reason.

That this then causes a liquidity problem is true, but doesn't explain the exodus. Anyway, I'll dig into this tomorrow, maybe. But floating around the news, I came across this article from a year ago.

Credit Suisse Handled Money for Criminals, Alleges $100B Leak

Ah, we've seen this bankster hypocrisy many times.

The bank’s “problematic” clients include “a human trafficker in the Philippines, a Hong Kong stock exchange boss jailed for bribery, a billionaire who ordered the murder of his Lebanese pop star girlfriend, and executives who looted Venezuela’s state oil company, as well as corrupt politicians from Egypt to Ukraine,” The Guardian reported.

erm... I thought that was their USP. Maybe some ESG propaganda will allow them a few more spin cycles. Ask your favourite gangsters to plant some trees.

but,

All these leaks point to widespread failures of due diligence by world banks, which are considered as the superior financial system by the regulators. It also suggests that banks continue engaging in illegal activities despite repeated pledges to weed out illicit funds.

Right, all those regulations are to ensure you accept the gatekeepers.

Who guards the guardians? Nobody.

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  ·  last year  ·  

Cardano founder says Credit Suisse denied him an account because crypto was ‘too dangerous’
https://finbold.com/cardano-founder-says-credit-suisse-denied-him-an-account-because-crypto-was-too-dangerous/

“The Credit Suisse people said, ‘oh, too dangerous, crypto, we couldn’t possibly consider, it would be so unstable, and so terrible, and we have a reputation to protect, we’re here for the long term, we’ve been here for over 150 years, and we couldn’t embrace this crypto thing,’ and lo and behold...”

Maybe Charles should have shown them some dirty laundry that needed washing.

  ·  last year  ·  

  ·  last year  ·  

lmao, he calls them "banksters"!

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Switzerland preparing emergency measures for UBS’ takeover of Credit Suisse: Report
https://cointelegraph.com/news/switzerland-preparing-emergency-measures-for-ubs-takeover-of-credit-suisse-report

The report notes that the emergency measures would allow the deal to proceed without a shareholder vote, bypassing the usual Swiss regulations that require a “six-week” consultation period for shareholders “to consult on the acquisition.”

That's cool.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

UBS as the “only option” to prevent a “collapse in confidence” in Credit Suisse.

a successful merger between the two Swiss banks would reportedly create one of “the biggest global systemically important financial institutions in Europe.”

cannibalism.

They will have a feast.

Swiss UBS bank to pay € 1,8 billion fine for “facilitation of tax evasion and money laundering”

AML = Advanced Money Laundering
and always blame crypto.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

banking is like a casino - you see all the games, the flashing lights, the winners and losers - but that's just the playpen - the real money is in the private games behind guarded doors.

(jeez... americans need subtitles!)

  ·  last year  ·  

UBS completes Credit Suisse deal for $3.2B following offer from Justin Sun
https://cryptoslate.com/ubs-completes-credit-suisse-deal-for-2b-following-offer-from-justin-sun/

No, don't laugh. Is there anywhere the Sun doesn't shine?

  ·  last year  ·  

This was, and still is, bizarre...