The weekend is upon us once more.

So time to have some fun, leave the serious stuff for in the week.
Tonight's contest is for fun or as I call it "shits n giggles.
It is simple to enter too. Just send me a video clip from any site you like that is comedy and I will pay you 10 blurt, if you do a joke live or recorded in person I will double it.

The maximum payout is to 100 blurt so first 10 entries or less for a in person comedy joke as that dilutes the pool quicker.
I am not putting a timeline on this, but only 1 payout per person.
Simple rules really.

I will get the ball rolling with a classic UK sketch from two people called the two Ronnies, both have departed this mortal coil so are brown bread dead. R.I.P.

If you speak English and did not laugh at that.

Check your pulse to see if you are still alive.

My next video clip, comedy, is one of my all time favourite comedians of all time, he is dead too, the late great American that is George Carling, enjoy. He sums up many decades ago, political correctness/word changing and it's insanity.

This one I could never leave out, it is Ricky Gervias exposing holiweird profiles.

This next clip is from a friend of mine who made it big in the UK.

I was living in a shared house when I met him, separate flats in a large converted property, Birmingham UK.
One day he knocked my door and introduced himself to me, he is a massive dude too.
Very friendly though so I let him in. He had just moved from London, his first place he landed from Atlanta Georgia USA.
The landlady he found out one night, removed all the knives from the kitchen draw after she had seen him, he only found out when he opened it to make a sandwich that night.
So he moved in above me.

He came to the UK to study the art of acting.
One night he said to me he wanted to try comedy, so I arranged a gig and a 15 minute open slot at a local comedy club.
He was dying a death on stage and someone shouted boo get off, he looked at him and said "there ain't but two ugly mother fuckers in this room and you are both of them, the crowd erupted with laughter, he was hooked, there was no turning back.

I spent over a year driving him to gigs, it started off just in Birmingham but then he started getting asked to perform in other towns and cities.

Now he is regularly on TV.

Here he is at the Apollo.

Well some of that had me crying with laughter.

Get your laughing head on and join in.

Have a happy weekend.