We all know what day it is yes? Sunday is Funday.
I must admit to having a tough week, I never normally feel sick or ill, but had a couple of days of it, but such is life.
So without further ado, let us "mock the week"..............
Honestly I have seen enough on blurt to do a mock the week on here! But even though @erg.germany wants to ban facts and some other people I shall not name want to ban freedom of expression and speech here, I am going to leave them subjects alone and con-centrate on "MOCK THE WEEK" NOT to be con-fused with mock the weak or the monkey lovers.
My new fav song of the week even though I am "old".... Do we ban the word old now and replace it with matured? Unsure - time will tell hey.
Language police can feck off - so can thought police.
As the compliant contemplate the queue for their next virtue signal via monkey magic jab.
MOCK THE WEEK IS HERE!!!!!!!!!
I am handing this over to you, just take the piss/mock anything you have seen this week, on here or in the real world, the rules are simple again, as am I apparently.
Just say it the way you see it.
ANYTHING goes on my timeline, think outside the box as the box will suffocate you.
I am offering each person a percentage of ALL liquid rewards from this post in 7 days time for a single comment regards the fun of life, stupidity of WEF attending deluded politicians OR anything you want to mention about blurt.
One person will win 50 blurt for what I consider the best comment paid from my own wallet.
All rewards from last week will be paid later today or tomorrow depending on how busy I am today.
Now have at it and get your comments on.
MOCK THE WEEK IS HERE.
In this day and age where you can offend people by breathing and any comment, comment and breathe friends.
Have a superb day, and take no notice of the monkeys.........
open image in new tab - then piss yourself laughing.
feel free to use it as a response whenever the markytard is insulting someone else's intelligence.
and well done @ultravioletmag for standing up for yourself. ;-)
I detest that man with a passion, but have very little time to deal with him, I will in the winter months if I make it that long. He is a parasite.
I feel a new Squid Game just started with this monkeypox !
I stopped smiling when I start listening to this :
OMG I love that song, how true indeed, Thanks for that.
You know it brother.
That freezer turns into a biohazard when the electricity is cut!
We never get power cuts here, I remember losing thousands of £ at a final online poker table in Pattaya when it rained, the power went off, and from chip leader and daddy of the table, I finished 6th without being able to play a single hand, and cockroaches came up through the sink due to the rain, just to make my life worse, them are not days I miss.
That was the last house on the dark side of Jomtien I ever lived in.
ouch!! Only ever happened once to me - trading rather than poker - when the electricity cut I didn't even know if the trade had gone through! Lucked out tho, it didn't trade... and the price went against me anyway. Has happened at other times, but just in chats.
And some here have been taught that this is a "good thing" - oh yeah, they cut the power on purpose so that the substation doesn't short in the rain!! wtf.
It was so annoying as I was on a tower pc, not a laptop, it had a blue light down the middle, it came on but the pc would not boot, it was like they were sending half power not full power, funny thing is it never happened in any hotel, power cuts that is, or apartment, only that damn house, and neither did the cockroaches squeezing through tiny plug holes when it rained.
Outside the box ,.. damn i went so far outside that i had to post this comment last night in it's own post ,.. for this post wasn't even there yet .
Mocking ,.. monkeys ,.. Done with it !
https://blurt.blog/blurtmusic/@small1axe/done-with-it ;-)
https://www.facebook.com/1347894793/videos/740721903563506/
You know that sign is reality and not just a bit of cardboard from a lunatic.
Oh I take that very siriously! A vaxxinated man is a total turn off, for many reasons. . .Like to start with; a man who stupid enough to do it, is a total nono for me...but yeah, would never have sex with a vaxxinated person, no fucking way!
But one thing that genuinly bothers me: if i ever in my life need blood, how do i know i get unvaxxinated blood? Like shall i drain some and keep in a freezer for emergencies? 😅😂
Or call my unvaxxinated friends to donate 😂
Will have an in case of emergency card in my purse saying: in case i need blood call rhese numbers, they are unvaxxed 🤣
There was a man walking around lidl supermarket with a face nappy on yesterday here, around 30, he will never find a lady, thank the lord or whomever for self selection and the gene pool 😂👍
Nooo, but he will be choosen by a women who also like that and then thwy will create offsprings born with masks 🙈😅
Any woman that chooses a mask moron, TV watching, news con-suming medium is welcome to him, they will not have offspring because they are stupid.
But was the great eugenix plan!
Didn't work.
They figured is easier to control morons.
Not feeling well brother, losing the fight in me, just part of life, just the way it is.
Oh for the worst of days of the past when I wouldn't kiss a man if he ate meat pies . ..
Is that you wishing for them days back? Only guessing, not insinuating.
Ahaha no way, happy with my yummy tasting man. But things seemed less complicated then, without all this widespread hysteria and forced vaccination.
Agreed, life was seemingly more normal way back when.
LoL, I still have a bit of a resistance to man who eat meat 🙈
Im working on it though 😅
Ha it's fine, as long as he is making CONSCIOUS choices. He might change for you.
Oh no, i gave up that pattern! Hopeing that they will change for me. . . .BS. . .it never works. . .
I used to chose the worst possible man, and give them my trust they will change: i changed, i gone mad!!! But im back, and im more clever now . . .
Awesome. I've always chosen pretty trustworthy and decent men, just didn't quite nail it until I met Jamie - he had damage like the best of us but it was damage I could handle and very full on love for each other made everything awesome and compromisable and we worked it all out together (and still are - relationships take work, forever!). Good luck! Definitely sorting your own shit out helps.
you can use coconut water in place of blood you know. How vegan is that!!
Whaaaat? For real? I will put that on the emergency card:
"In case of emergency only unvaxxinated blood or coconut water." 🙌🏻
Lmao, hitting the floor??
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Seen that all over fakebook, nice to see people waking up.
Read this and prepare for riots https://gulfnews.com/world/belgium-mandates-21-day-monkeypox-quarantine-israel-reports-first-case-1.1653305751436
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It doesnt open for me 🤔 but yeah i think it will get interesting very soon. . .theres a women on FB, she is amazing at predicting stuff, she was saying long before the 'pandemic' that it was coming. Anyways, shes keep saying now; enjoy the summer, cause the autumn will get wild. . .
I just edited it, try now sister.