Unshackled minds comedy contest. 10 blurt prizes

in comedy •  3 years ago  (edited)


Here we are again with regurgitate repeat world.


As the Polish government came up with some more pure nonsense last week, you have to hand it to them, politicians, they really are brain dead.

I can only give a brief outline as I do not watch TV so am not the font of all government knowledge.

It goes something like this, weddings (this time of the year really) only 150 can attend, the rona counts you see.
Bars and restaurants, only 75% capacity, the rona has a tape measure silly. @mmmmmkkkk311 will be able to fill you in better than I can, maybe if he watches TV.

And other alleged rules for fools and tools.

Like I say, not interested so pay very little attention to it.
I did just go to the high street for a shop, on they don the mask to go in, off it comes when they come out, the rona it seems lives in shops you see.
Me nah, no mask, English you see, I plead ignorance for it is bliss.
You know, some of these dirty masks are 2 years old now, lord only knows what germs are on them.

I walked past a policeman 2 days ago, in a mall/shopping centre, he gave me and my family a very hard stare for not wearing face nappies, I gave him a very nice stare back in return, works both ways you see.
Did I get a fine? Nope, get out of town, the courts throw them out and the police know it.

Anyway, here we are in clown world of 2 weeks to flatten the curve, 2 years in and still no government digital currency in sight.

I spoke to my buddy in Syria Tom Duggan and he reports the war there is still ongoing, The Americans still sell arms to the terrorists, and take Syrian oil from Syria dier Ezzor.
Nothing new there then. He told me Israel attacked the port of lattakia Tuesday at 12.30 am to destroy food shipments

Joe Biden is still as incoherent as ever, here he is.


I spoke to a buddy in the UK too, he tells me most of the cashiers are gone from shops, as it tries to head to a cashless society, they did put some of them self checkouts in here too, I avoid them like the plague, to keep people in a job.

Anyway, get your fun head on, today we are going decking in New Zealand, you know, that place our zany purple tranny @frot lives.

Come on folks, any comedy will do, send a link, get some free blurt.

1 entry per person, 10 blurt each, no limit, the sky is it.

Have a superb fun filled week, and take no notice of lunatics in alleged power.

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surely that should be a black mirror phone!

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Phone, TV no difference, the morons love them both.

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lol. I have TV screens, monitors, to watch downloads - havent had a broadcast signal in years.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

But you do not need to be told what to think, you are different, to "THEM" :-)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Actually, it has always annoyed me people telling me what to think!
Believing is just so... boring and limiting.

I've prob said this before, but as a kid I used to listen to shortwave propaganda stations during the cold war - I kinda figured the truth lay somewhere in the middle. Took me a few more years to figure that the truth was way off-stage and the reporting was pure theatre.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Pure theatre indeed, propaganda needs an end target/audience, the bigger the lie, the more that believe it, I see walking street is dead, shame on them.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

The Walking Dead Street.

Had good times there ;-) and avoided any serious unpleasantness.

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10 blurt to you

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Cheers 👍

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Everything :-)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Upvoted! Just because you do not have outgoing delegations / Report plagiarism / Undelegate Blurt Power.
Reply to this comment with the word STOP to stop notifications and upvotes from my account

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Like I said yesterday, I do not do delegations, I have 1 account, all my content is original, and that is how it stays.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Going out to. Get some fresh air …

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

10blurt to you

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Thank you. I Will use this precious Blurt to upvote good content on Blurt.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

The old dick vuds...

That is an aussie mixing a kiwi accent up with south african! - not kiwi at all...

here is the real deal bro

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I met a cool dude in Bali from NZ, he sounded like that, met loads of Aussies there too, had to lend most of them money for airport tax. as they had spent all theirs and did not know there was airport tax, never got it back, no surprise there.
The ausies all seemed to want to fight each other, very odd to say the least.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Convicts...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

They like a good fight though, only had 1 night with them, the tension was high, at any minute they wanted to "kick off" and fight, the other 10 days were bliss with locals though. Ironically it was the guy from NZ last night and he wanted to do the tourist night out, bad move to say the least, off the beaten track is way better.

Thank for your contribution . It is a free stage of life.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

:-)