各位亲爱的鸭鸭好，
今天是我参加"100天发帖挑战赛"的第八十五天。
这是一个很有意义的挑战，我很荣幸能够参与其中！[再次衷心感谢印度博主@imransoudagar举办了这百天发帖挑战赛]
欢迎大家来到《智白返回课堂》系列。
身为70、80、90，甚至是00后的我们，相信每天起早摸黑，冲冲忙忙赶去学校上课的情景，迄今应该还是历历在目吧！
在学校里，除了语文科目，我们还有数个科目必须学习的。
这一期，咱们一起来闲聊八卦，你们在学校上化学课期间，那些曾经发生过的糗爆事件！
“同学们，钠（Na）如果加上氯（Cl），出来的成品是什么呢？”
“老师老师，我知道我知道……那就是我们日常生活中的盐嘛！”
“嗯，这位同学回答很正确，给你加分～”
化学课 – 这是一个让我留下永不磨灭的深刻印象的科目。
老实说，我的化学考试分数，虽然是勉强及格，但我还是非常喜欢，把不同的液体和气体掺和在一起，期待它发生不同的变化。
我记得在上高二时的化学课，老师要我们了解，关于‘甲烷’这东西。
“你们谁想要上来嗅下，这甲烷的味道？”化学课老师向全班同学发问道。
班上很多人，都想知道关于它的味道，但却无人敢挺身而出……
我唯有硬着头皮，毛遂自荐，举起手说：“老师，我来吧！”
走到老师的面前，他打开装有甲烷的管子，给我闻了下。
“哇靠，这味道怎么这样刺鼻，好像无数个屁味！”
“嘻嘻，你闻的这个甲烷，的确就像是数百个屁的味道，牛粪就是含有丰富的甲烷啊！”那化学课老师看着我的反应，一边坏笑着。
这时，全班同学也哄堂大笑起来。那个时候的我，立马想找个洞钻进去，真是丢脸丢到家了。
咱们一起来聊下，让我们畅谈，你上化学课时，那些糗爆的意外事件。
你们可以在下方留言（我会随机给大家点赞:D）
好吧，今天的智白说三道四到此结束，咱们明天再见喔 ：）
The memories of our times when we were young students always have, for my taste, a slightly sweet taste.
It amazes me how today what at that time caused me so much concern and seemed like a big problem, now I see it with a little mockery and I think that I was a bit silly.
Remembering things from chemistry classes, certainly the one I remember the most is one of the professors that I had at the end of my years of study who taught us organic chemistry, we were in laboratory practices learning about alcohols, cyclohexenes, saponoids. ... in the midst of all this, the teacher, who I learned later that in his youth he was a rebel very involved in student protests and confrontations with the police and state forces, it occurred to him to teach us about the mixture called 'napalm of bathtub ', from gasoline, shampoo and gelatin ...
That was seriously crazy, it was an interesting class, but it was a very dangerous teaching now that I see it from a distance. Anyway, I never used that recipe, besides, I have to admit that he was a very good teacher and very meticulous in teaching the contents of each class and each laboratory practice.
Wow, you're so lucky to have such an awesome man as your chemistry teacher, mi amigo :D
OMG, that 'napalm of bathtub' sounds so crazy dangerous LOL
Those precious memories will always be part of your life!
I agree, they are crazy and fun memories that will accompany me forever.