Buy your Big Blurt Carbon Offset Credit - NFT’s now …
For $95.14 you get 1 BBCoC-NFT to help offset your 24 hour emissions of Carbon Dioxide.
CO2 …
You know …. The stuff you breath out all day.
For $ 95.14 per day you will receive a BBCOC-NFT via the Blockchain Ledger which will entitle to 24 hours continuous breathing, the right to drive your car, fly in a plane etc. As you wish ….
You will need to buy another BBCOC-NFT before the 1st one expires at midnight.
If your BBCOC-NFT expires you must stop breathing.
So we also have the 7 Day plan….
7 Day Plan : You send me $ 666 ( Atomic # number of Carbon) …. And I will send you a Carbon Offset Credit NFT, plant a Carbon sink (a Tree) for you here in Canada and you can continue to use as much fossil fuel as you want for the next 7 days.
buttplug free to monitor extraordinary emissions to help personalise your future carbon creditworthiness.
Carbon Emissions out the ass are extra. These will be issued on an ass-and-when needed basis.
wrong end - apparently most methane comes out as belches rather than farts - lucky for the cows, eh!
You can also by my BBCOC NFTs for your cows too