The New Age Bullshit Generator

in blurtshorts •  4 years ago 

Can you tell the difference between eschatology and bovine scatology?

This wonderful website will help you divine the difference between your true essence and just a bad smell.

New Age sewage will pour forth and engulf those resonating with such mind melding madness.

"Reality has always been radiating messengers whose souls are engulfed in wisdom. We are in the midst of a joyous blossoming of life-force that will amplify our connection to the multiverse itself. Who are we? Where on the great vision quest will we be recreated?

Nothing is impossible. Potential is the driver of conscious living. The goal of electromagnetic forces is to plant the seeds of fulfillment rather than desire." [1]

You too can generate a multiverse of drivel.

New Age is a virus designed to infect and cleanse minds of true discrimination and ultimate wisdom..

Make sure to wash your hands after each contact.


1. Just an example of the wisdom of the New Age Bullshit Generator.


And here is something that isn't funny in the least:

Can you see the difference?... and the similarity?

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  ·  4 years ago  ·  

This was great! Now imagine we could do the same, but instead of new age articles, we had someone pretending to be human:

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