Blurtphone is staying online for the jokes only. The contest is over.
"And now these three remain: contests, the pub and comedy. But the greatest of these is comedy."
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It's September and the start of many things.
Do you have a new joke for me?
Let me know.
Better yet.
Call your friend and tell a joke for old time's sake.
Hey @blurtyield
A car came to a pedestrian crosswalk and had to wait for four pedestrians to pass.
The first pedestrian was normal.
The car gave a normal yield.The second pedestrian was upside down.
The car gave an inverted yield.The third pedestrian was flat.
The car gave a flat yield.The fourth pedestrian was wearing a space helmet and tilted in an inverted trajectory.
What yield did the car give?
Heeello, you had unpublished time...
It's been a while.
I needed a break.
I can't keep up with the contest, but I can tell a joke :)
You can see me here on the weekends.
Thank you
@blessed-girl
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Hey @offgridlife, I have a joke and maybe a little trivia especially for you.
What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?
Order please @offgridlife
The answer is hidden in the figures.
Must be a dropped connection, these happen often
I yield for PIZZ
!PIZZA
I don't think I have enough and I seem to need 20 slices for the fun to happen. Soon enough I figure
That PIZZA command doesn't work on Blurt or does it
!PIZZA
I am the human bot sending out slices for that one. 4 slices just for you
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Welcome back
The car gave a space helmet yield.
That's cool @oadissin,
You are a true Blurt man!!
I was thinking more of Blurt yield.
Much love^^