It's Saturday Tell me a Joke

in blurtphone •  3 years ago 

Blurtphone is staying online for the jokes only. The contest is over.

"And now these three remain: contests, the pub and comedy. But the greatest of these is comedy."

1 Blurt 13:13

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From Teachingmadeeasier.com

It's September and the start of many things.

Do you have a new joke for me?

Let me know.

Better yet.

Call your friend and tell a joke for old time's sake.

Hey @blurtyield

A car came to a pedestrian crosswalk and had to wait for four pedestrians to pass.

  1. The first pedestrian was normal.
    The car gave a normal yield.

  2. The second pedestrian was upside down.
    The car gave an inverted yield.

  3. The third pedestrian was flat.
    The car gave a flat yield.

  4. The fourth pedestrian was wearing a space helmet and tilted in an inverted trajectory.
    What yield did the car give?

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pedestrian source

The car gave a ____ yield.

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Heeello, you had unpublished time...

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

It's been a while.

I needed a break.

I can't keep up with the contest, but I can tell a joke :)

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You can see me here on the weekends.

Thank you

@blessed-girl

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Hey @offgridlife, I have a joke and maybe a little trivia especially for you.

What did Palpatine say to the intern when they asked how many pizzas they needed for his birthday party?

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Order please @offgridlife

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The answer is hidden in the figures.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Must be a dropped connection, these happen often

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I yield for PIZZ

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

!PIZZA

I don't think I have enough and I seem to need 20 slices for the fun to happen. Soon enough I figure

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

That PIZZA command doesn't work on Blurt or does it

!PIZZA

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I am the human bot sending out slices for that one. 4 slices just for you

🍕🍕🍕🍕

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Welcome back
The car gave a space helmet yield.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

That's cool @oadissin,

You are a true Blurt man!!

I was thinking more of Blurt yield.

Much love^^