RE: Conversations in the witness box - I'll start....

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Conversations in the witness box - I'll start....

in blurtnews •  16 days ago 

Well I too must take the stand. Though I am not a witness, I am a character witness and so must be sworn in to qualify me as a credible witness to the witnesses. I must also plead as part of that establishment of credibility to the jury.

"I too am innocent. I have an excellent sense of humor. In fact, people have laughed at me most of my life. I never get offended because well, I am squirrelbait after all and as an eccentric, I have a broad sense of humor. I am also amazing in bed. Really amazing. "

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  ·  15 days ago  ·  

Well I too must take the stand.

This my courtroom young lady, don't you be coming in here, shouting your demands !

Though I am not a witness, I am a character witness and so must be sworn in to qualify me as a credible witness to the witnesses. I must also plead as part of that establishment of credibility to the jury.

Credibility?..You want credibility in this place?..have you taken your meds?..lol
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh....Credibility from the cool crowd !!! (all 9 of us)....that's ok, you already have it.

"I too am innocent.

-2 points on the penguin scorecard...

I have an excellent sense of humor. In fact, people have laughed at me most of my life. I never get offended because well, I am squirrelbait after all and as an eccentric, I have a broad sense of humor.

+2 points on the penguin scorecard.

I am also amazing in bed. Really amazing. "

+234 points on the penguin scorecard.

And also message Luce about a post I made some days ago concerning such things, while getting ready...