Answer the door

in blurtmusic •  2 years ago 

It could be fascists, it might be your mother, might be kids, but you never know, on the probability that it could be another race of conscious people that don't look too human at all.

What's with those big antennas?

I'm sorry I thought I saw my cousin but I see now that it was just your ancient telievision

Ah yes. It will sell big in the future.

how much you want for it?

Well... 1000 should be fine. I got it for 20 and put alot of work into. And that should cover all the costs.

The stranger thinks: this idiot doesn't know that this television is worth 10,000 smurkles on plinthtar. The fool.
"I give 800 cash now"

Your breaking my balls man 1000

Its got scratches on it I can see from here. My eyes are 4 times your size human

his eyes are big...but.. "950"

875

"Deal!"

hehe sucker. Now I can buy 2 planets

sucker, I would have gone as low as 700 bucks

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ill shutup now.

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