There are so difficult choices we have to make in life but of course, these choices here don't relate to real life because I believe there are some weird and interesting choices here but I just likened it to some of the tough choices we have to make in life. Not making a choice is a choice, choosing the two options instead of one is still a choice.
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INTERNET V TV.
This is a straightforward one. There is no debate about it because the internet is life. There are a lot of things I can do with the internet and without TV I would be fine too. Once I get a laptop, I think I can watch whatever it is I want to watch from it. Wait...why would I pick the TV and leave the internet? I hardly watch cables other than football and I can stream conveniently with the internet and my laptop so it's good. I am picking the internet without apology.
MUSIC V MOVIES.
Whoever did this isn't nice. How can you ask me to pick between two impossible options hahahaha? If I go with music because some movies are annoying, I can say the same with songs because some songs are not worth listening to. I love music and I love movies too. I don't watch too many movies but I still love movies. Music is life and I shared some collections a few days ago. I can't make a pick with this, sorry. I want both my music and my movies.
SHOES V SOAP.
Come on...who did this? Really? There shouldn't be a debate here. I can wear a customized sandal hahaha but just leave me and my soap alone. I want my soap...I love the feel of the minty soap on my body. I'm sticking with soap.
SUNSCREEN V SUNGLASSES.
Sunscreen? Nah... I am good. I have recommended glasses anyway but for the sake of this option, I would go with sunglasses. I can be classy and a fashionista when I want to be.
SUGAR V GLUTEN.
I don't want either. I don't even like sugar. I can't remember the last time I had it. Most of our food has the end product of sugar anyway so why would I want to take more sugar? I don't even use sugar for most of the things I take. It has been years since I last had it. I don't want any of the options here.
COFFEE V ALCOHOLIC DRINKS.
Another easy option for me. I've taken coffees before but I am not addicted to them. I don't do well with alcoholic drinks as well. I shared the story of how I almost entered the bush after taking undiluted Palm Wine. Alcohol in my system, as little as it is can knock me off and my eyes would start turning. So, left to me I don't think I want any of the options here but for the sake of making a pick and knowing coffee is still better for me, the creamy one than alcohol, I will go with coffee.
CAR V PHONE.
Come on... How can I make a pick when both are so important? I can't ride my phone nor can I say I want to do without a car as well. I am Oliver twist and I am going with both. Having a car to make movement easier for me and my family is important and having my phone which has been another wonderful source of income for me is equally important. I am going with both. I can't choose.
THE BEACH V THE SNOW.
I've always loved the beach. I've shared some of my beach moments here with amazing pictures to back it up. I love the beach, I love how the waves wash up to my feet and I love watching the waves while also enjoying the view with the coolness that goes with it. I've also wanted to experience the snow. I've never been in one. The closest I got to one was in the movies. Since we don't have the snow here in Nigeria, I would stick with the beach and when I am opportuned to feel the snow and be in one, I would pick the snow. I want to build that snowman and throw some snowballs too haha.
TOILET PAPER V TOOTHBRUSH.
I need to discuss with whoever made this option hahaha. I don't want to sound nasty but we use water instead of toilet paper...so yes, a toothbrush, please. I want to keep people alive when I speak rather than speak and send them to an early grave. I would pick my toothbrush...no questions asked.
FRUITS V VEGETABLES.
Another difficult one because who wouldn't love vegetables? I am a huge fan of fruits though and with how they add certain vegetables to fruit salad these days, I guess I am covered if I pick fruits. I don't joke with fruits and I want fruits all day too.
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