The first Blurt - News !..An interview with Greta Thunberg - about that place that I won't mention..

in blurtlife •  3 years ago 

After the painstaking process of hiring the hottest news presenter on the planet, and after tracking down the eco-warrior asparugus, Greta Thunburg- we now have a news program !

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https://rumble.com/vpv4pb-greta-thurnburg-interview-the-problems-with-hive-blockchain..and-beans..html

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I do hope these graphics clear up any confusion to the link...

At the time of posting, the video says 'still processing'.
(if you have problems with it loading - just give it a few mins, no matter how impatient you undoubtedly are to see this masterful piece of video production.

Mentions by Greta include :

@ajerkoff
@frot
@dreemsteem

....And @northern-tracey also gets her blurt channel promoted!

*No monkeys were hurt during the filming of this news program - although many beans did , tragically, lose their lives.

....And @lucylin's ego also got as bruised to fuck - shave or no shave)...
But it's ok, I'll survive - maybe -sob, sob.

Enjoy!

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

What's wrong with geologists!?

Save the viruses!
There are about 1 billion viruses in every ml of natural water or soil.
Think about that.
Viruses are facing extinction that would lead to environmental disaster and climate change.
Save the planet - save the viruses!

(warning = truth can also be sarcastic)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Save the viruses = get jabbed! ....(they seem to be doing so much better with this procedure..)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

serious point here - bacteria can be seen under an optical microscope, so have been known for some 300 years - viruses are much much smaller, so the idea that our whole environment is a virus-soup is not just new, but largely absent from homo unconscious. It's like trying to swim without getting wet.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Serious point?..ffs....If I wanted serious points, I'd go and argue on hive ! lolol

'Swim without getting wet' - the postmodernists dream come true - pesky reality is a total downer, man !

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I didn't understand anything, but I liked it all

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

lol- ok...good enough for me!

  ·  3 years ago  ·  
  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Didn't you say the same thing about sylvester stallone, chuck norris, marvin hagler, and clint eastwood?

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

He just has a thing for trannies, maybe he needs a search engine, and input the term tranny porn in it, innit star.

well GQ seem to think so
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Oh I blinked and missed my plug, damn will have to watch it again......

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

sorry - I couldn't pay attention do the video. the presenter was way too pretty for me to focus. lol

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Yup , I understand - I hope can appreciate how difficult it was for me to edit this together...(I avoided using the word 'hard'....because I'm like, really classy ).

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I appreciate that! Stay classy, Blurt! LOL

  ·  3 years ago  ·   (edited)

Ah bugger, I fell off the classy wagon, already!
...while this post might not be classed as 'classy' exactly ....it will encourage some serious 'thinking'...(or psychotic breaks, whichever..lol..)

https://blurt.blog/blurtlife/@lucylin/a-critical-thinker-uh-would-you-like-some-latex-with-that-a-sunday-meander

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

LOL ok - i'll go look -

but if it is unclassy..... i shall NOT upvote. LOL

i'm all about the sweet life ;)