It's with a very heavy heart that I write this post on Blurt, this morning...

As I logged on, sipping my cup of coffee and looking forward to another fantastic day , I noticed that @petrapurple had tagged me in one of her posts.
And so I clicked on the link...

Having had some very enjoyable intercourse with @petrapurple over this last week or two, I found that she had a strange fetish for smearing green stuff all over body, which is a little bit weird ( but not be discounted if you haven't yet tried it)...

....At first I thought she had an eating disorder - or a maybe she was just really bad at 'mouth aiming' and unable to shovel grub into her gob in an accurate fashion.
....And then she sent me a photo of her latest - and disastrous - attempt, to eat some avocado, and I knew something wasn't right......

At first, I thought she was begging me for help to overcome whatever issue that she had with eating, which was fine - I'm always happy to help the eating disabled.

But...... after the Blurt meetup, I've now come to realize it was NOT a cry for help...

.....it was not a 'please can show me how to put food in my gob' - but was, in fact, something altogether more insidious and evil....(I'll also tag @world-travel-pro here - for no reason whatsoever).

She was trying to lure me into a covert, underground society that proliferates throughout UK !!!....

(But not in Wales for the obvious reason - of it being Wales)...

I was shocked ! ..... uber shocked, even.

Back to the post about 'The Blurt Meetup' yesterday.

It's actually the social media wing of the notorious....

'Drink My Melons', club

Now - for the first time, with photographic evidence !

Let me start from the beginning, when I opened the post that @petrapurple had tagged me.....

It all seemed quite innocuous and innocent at first…..but then, when I took a closer look…it took on a very much darker turn.

With a deeper, more forensic examination of the images, it all became VERY clear...

It didn’t take me long to work out what was really going on behind all those happy smiles.

Before I bring you the shocking evidence of drunken debauchery, moral corruption, and the leading innocent felines, astray - I’ll give you a little background for those who are not fully aware of the bigger picture.

It’s a well known fact that there’s a secret covert group operating in the UK ....(similar to the freemasons - but without any assets)....who’s mission it is to lead cats into a life of drunkenness and zero mice killing.

Yes, my friends - this group in the UK is intent on turning cats into vegetarian alcoholic’s, and leaving them with no will to catch mice, ever again.

The Blurt Meet up has uncovered this group - on camera- for the first time ever !

This is how the group operates:
First of all, they turn some poor feline victim into a vegetarian, through psychological torture.
This is mostly done by forcing them to watch Tom and Jerry cartoons on TV , non stop – but only showing clips of 'Tom the cat', eating vegetables - and NO clips of Jerry - at all !

Over time, this brainwashes poor little tiddles into thinking that veggies are a natural food scource for pussies.

(I’m not sure if @northern-tracey is the evil mastermind behind this diabolical plot- I’m looking into that possibility further.
Is she the international mastermind behind this feline corruption ?
Has she completed her mission in the UK, and is now, even as I type, opening a new operation in Ireland ?....
I’ll keep you posted of about my research.
(Pssst – don’t tell @northern-tracey that I’m onto her...).

So now that you know the details of the 'Drink My Melons Club', and how they operate - let me present the evidence to you - and you can decide for yourselves !

…It’s shocking, I tell ya’s….

My suspicions were first raised with this photo below - of a Melon.
This is an introduction -similar the 'freemasons handshake' - but, since the 'Drink my melons club' have no assets they can't afford any venues, and so they operate on social media instead.
Rather than a handshake, it's a photo of a melon....

THE DAMNING PHOTO !

Here we can clearly see @ultrvioletmag happy and smiling while displaying her melons - but there's much more to this photograph.......

The 'drink my melons club' love to wear melon colored clothing to show their unwavering allegiance to the cult.

You can also see in the background, a bottle.
This is their preferred method of how they deliver the alcohol to any unsuspecting kitty - VODKA !
First, they get the cats used to only eating melons - and they they soak the fruit slices in vodka as a way to get the poor moggies pissed outta their brains !

Did you notice the electric wire extension in the corner of the photograph ?...This is the use of cult symbology to let other 'drink my melons members' know that the TV brainwashing of a kitty has been a total success !.

And not a single mouse in sight !

The mounting evidence...

Due to a lack of assets, The Drink My Melons club' hold their secretive meeting in elevators...
@petrapurple's pronounced 'elevator leaning' , would suggest that the symbolic ceremony of 'the eating of as many vodka soaked fruit slices as I can manage', has already taken place...

The second photo clearly shows a legless, helpless feline. Notice how the elevator number says '0'....They never went anywhere !

@ultravioletmags beaming face clearly denotes the success of the elevator meeting, the total corruption of the sloshed cat, and most probably indicates just how many vodka soaked melons slices, were imbibed...

A cry for help ?.... or a manipulative message to find new 'melon club', members....?

After displaying this blatantly white supremacist 'OK' symbol in the guise of holding a bottle, many more questions are now being asked......Are the melon club linked to the KKK, for example ?...and how does mastermind @northerntracey fit into all of this ?

This message in the photo above is obviously asking for help.
There are many interpretations of what help is actually being asked for , though - and all are subject to personal depravities - so we'll leave that one for the reader to decide...