I woke up today and was going to write a post about the secrets to the meaning of life !

Yes, I'd finally cracked them !....The secrets of the universe !

Obviously I wanted nothing more than to share them all with you fantastic Blurters out there.

But then I got distracted.

Very distracted....
....To such a degree that all the answers that I had stored up in my noggin' about universal truths and the meaning of life itself - completely evaporated.

Just like that - gone!....Pfffffft.

....Gone out into the ether and hiding so well that I still can't bloody find them !

I know it that involved Jenga, very hot butts, juicy melons, and cleaning cars - but apart from that - it's a total mystery...!

The morale of this story is - don't get distracted.

Unless you want to be. ....in which case it's absolutely fine and, to be quite honest, I'd highly recommend it.

You might not get as many things done in your life, this is true - but hey! ... you'll also probably find the quality of time that you do have on this planet, will be of a much higher quality....And will, invariably, involve a lot more sex and other fun pastimes.
....Like kissing*.
*...but without tongues !... as that's a most unhygienic practice and - in my opinion - should have at least a four year jail sentence attached to it - and no kissing other inmates with tongues, either !...Not if you don't want some extended sentencing.

...Where the hell was was I ?
Oh yeah...

K.I.S.S - Keep It Simple, Stupid

Being incredibly simple, and mostly stupid, I find that this saying fits well into my life.

My stupidity doesn't allow for me to understand complexities that seem to be made for the sole purpose of being complex.

Some people - who must be much clever than my self - don't seem to have the problem of grasping these complexities.
They must understand that all additional complexity always leads to an increase in system fragility.
Even an idiot like me knows that.
....And thus, by choosing to increase complexity , you'd have to be pretty stupid - or like , really clever - to do so.

Some really crazy people out there posit the hypothesis that complexity is welcomed by those wishing to confuse issues, and who wish to maintain control through these very complexities - but I'm not 100% sold on this idea.

Why would make something complex if it could be kept simple ? Not enough kissing ?(sans tongues of course)

To maintain authoritarian control ?

It sounds all a bit too 'tin foil hatter brigade ', for me.

The other, less conspiratorial hypothesis, is that is hides stupidity.

The hypothesis goes like this - the more apparently complex it is, the more 'intelligent' you appear to be to those who do not understand what the hell is going on....

Of course that would make them stupid and not very clever at all.....Now I'm confused....

It's all too much for me to take in.....
Being the thicker than Mr. Thicky McThicky, winner of the recent Global Thicky awards - I'm sure I must be missing something.

....It must be something that those complexity guru's just can't impart to me, to such a dim witted brain as my own...
Bugger....
Note: I'm not suggesting buggery is a way to impart anything , btw-
except for an increased chance of getting piles later on in life obviously.
_(this only applies to the bugger-ee, and not the bugger-er, of course...).

Where was I again..?

...Oh yeah....

So, in lieu of revealing the mysteries of the universe and finally explaining why genes for red heads still exist - I'll just have impart some simple philosophy for us 'amoeba brains'...(no offense to any 'amoeba brains' who happen to be reading this).