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For every angel fallen to the devils temptation to get vaccinations, the higher status my sperm gets. Keep up the good work. 🙃

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I planted a few of cannabis plants. Just before winter. I know, bad idea. But despite having 0degree Celsius weather, two months later today, they turned into one. (The other withered away)

Before:
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2 Months later:

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I am surprised how resilient they can be with the cold weather.

So I planted another one and I think the cold stunted its growth and began to sprout into it's last stage very early. It turned out to be a male though.

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Usually I pluck out the males but I am going to let it be see how far it goes. January is usually the coldest time here, so I am thinking mid February I'll plant some more but directly into the ground floor. No veggies this year. Just tall grass. I haven't been home enough to care of anything of much. Just clean house, feed cats and dogs and on my way I go again. Busy busy busy.

Thus I have alot of backyard cleaning to do. And need to find someone to help me haul off excess dirt and dump the collected recyclable plastic and aluminum cans I have accumulated... and the glass too.

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I do drink occasionall, but never in excess. I been drunk maybe about 10 times my whole life. Not my style, and didn't fit me.

I got 5 grams of magic mushrooms for xmas. But it got stolen. Lol. Hope their spiritually journal they recieve from it teaches them not to take what is theirs. The mushroom knows best who to serve. Just wasn't meant to be for me this time.

Pantera 2 years old today <3

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I visited Saenz, Chihuahua a very very snall town 1 hour by car, north of Cuauhtemoch, Chihuahua.

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I'd help out but that I am so disabled! Love the feline!!!


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I k ow arthritis can be painful, but not being mobile will make it more so. Do dancing, it helps me with my arthritic knees and lower back pains.


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🙏💜🙏 I would love to but... Well, long story and I don't want to type it all out. LOL!


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No buts missy. Dance. Walk. Movement = life


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Well, when One is basically trapped in a box (studio apartment that One's hoarder friend lets One crash in) with narrow pathway between kitchen and bathroom, and One's friend is sleeping most of the day so One has to be quiet... It's a big challenge. If He would let Me have a key,,,

So I do a bit of yoga. That's about all I can do.


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You may find free help from experienced people on the subject who can help him. Hoarding is a serious illness. Intervention may very likely be necessary.


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He's 60, and won't discuss the issue. I would rather just try to get out than deal with His anger if I press it. He does not think He has a problem.


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  ·  11 months ago  ·  

So, we need a 'pure blood sperm donor', page...

I can see the adverting campaign ....
'On site deliveries', for starters...

Happy Christmas, matey !

Keep the males, you sexist bastard ! ! lol
...I used to throw them to. Then I didn't. They work fine if you have such a low tolerance for thc, as myself ...top 30% of plant...no problemo.

...email incoming, later on today...

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Welcome aboard !


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I can see the adverting campaign ....
'On site deliveries', for starters...

Merry Xmas!

Keep the males, you sexist bastard

I'm like the radical feminist when it comes to cannabis. Only females! Kill all men! Lol

Nah I'm gonna keep them for fire wood ;D for next winter. I didn't fire up my fire stove once this winter. Brrrr. The cold showers were nice though. I'm used to that. And I read its healthy. Cold keeps me real alert and awake amd really active. Down to 87kilos now. Was 95 three months ago. But I might gain it back in muscle. I'm pretty sqaure bodied. Was ripped when I got out of prison lol. I want that body back. Heart breaks can really do some damage to your health... but I am resilient and don't, and can't give up.

THC makes me sleepy when it crashes down. I need to make pure cbd concentrates. Lacking cooking tools. Saving for a cool RV, but may dig into those savings to get those cooking tools.

Welcome aboard !

To the nearest tavern captain!

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  ·  11 months ago  ·  

How did this girly get to read the 'pureblood onsite delivery, ad?..I haven't posted it yet!
...but I think I'll have to also include a caveat - 'may be willing to travel for the right applicants'....
Oh, the pressure...

Heart breaks can really do some damage to your health

Indeed - I have a fucked up leg that never fails to tell me this truth.



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  ·  11 months ago  ·  

On TikTok I watch Hoe_Math... to me its more humorous than anything.


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He's not wrong though. Very accurate in what he says.


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