The REAL cost of being a liberal - is it really worth it ?...MEN ONLY !

in blurtfunny •  2 years ago 

....Plus...

any women that want to read it, as well....(it was a 100%, clickbait title...)

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It has now been proven scientifically - by experts - that hotties only save that kind of look (above) for non-liberals.

Due to this now being settled science (and common knowledge for approximately 23 million years), it raises the question - IS BEING A LIBERAL, REALLY WORTH THE COST?

Is the overriding thirst for approval from your peers, and being part of 'the approved consensus', really worth never seeing 'that look' from the hottie that you never plucked up the courage to be your authentic self with....Is it really worth it, or is the cost, altogether, far too high ?

Seeing that look in the eyes of a hottie that you want to get horizontal with is reserved for only non liberals.

_It must be noted at this point that there are some hotties who DO give that same look to liberals - but research has now found that 97.8% of them are mentally unstable, and 84% of those, are what's known as predatory players.
They know how to manipulate the submissive liberal to perfection, and can easily convince them into thinking that they're genuinely hot for them (but in reality, the only bulge that they're interested in, is called a wallet).

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Lucylin's tips:

.... on how to cash in your liberal mindset for something of real value instead.

If your not sure you're whEther or not you are a liberal, the fairer sex can act as the perfect barometer to work out exactly where you stand, in 'the liberal stakes'.
Don't panic !...Even the staunchest liberal can be treated.

NO ONE - is truly beyond help !!..(even though it may very well appear like that sometimes)...

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Using girls...

....(to judge your own liberal status).

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If you see this response from a hottie - just after she's just said 'take me' - and you've then responded with a soliloquy concerning women's rights and patriarchal oppression of the females world wide...
...YOU MIGHT JUST BE A LIBERAL.

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If you see this look from a hottie that you've just met in restaurant, and she's invited you to nibble on her strawberry - and you then respond with 'are they organic?...I only eat organic'.
YOU MIGHT JUST BE A LIBERAL.

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This is what's commonly known as 'the trying to hide the pity', response.
This is often seen at the end of night, when a hottie invites you back to her place, and you tell you her that have to get home to look after your Mum.
While appreciating your very sensible perspective, she also realizes that your Mum has a higher priority to you than getting jiggy-jiggy with her - and she also knows at this point that your male hormones will never be able to compete with your mum's wishes.
SO YES...YOU MIGHT JUST BE A LIBERAL.

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This look is most commonly seen in the hottie that's been duped by word salads and image, and then finally realizing that she's been seeing a liberal all along.
Often seen in the last moments of a relationship, as the crushing reality dawns on her that she's been duped.
If you see this look on a hottie's face - one that you've been impressing with a fake persona all along...

YOU MIGHT JUST BE ARE A FUCKING LIBERAL.

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How to stop being a liberal.

1/ Instead of saying this...

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...Take a deep breath...
...ignore all your fears of rejection...
....or saying anything that remotely resembles what would be considered a 'woke' sentence....

And try this...

2/

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Repeat this approach , irrelevant of the results, and carry on regardless...

...And before you know it....

...With your newly discovered sense of being a fully functioning male, you'll be seeing this...

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...secure in the knowledge that this girl, will be looking at a bulge that isn't called your wallet...

This has been a ' @Lucylins tips on how to discover your liberal status, and how to get over this most debilitating of conditions ' , production...

Rates for Lucylin's 'One to One coaching advice in how to become a normal human being' are available upon request - and offers full confidentiality - at very reasonable rates !

We CAN beat the liberal mindset!...Bit only if we make the effort.


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On another note what's happened to blurtlatam today? It doesn't load any more. This is making me paranoid.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

yeah, i just noticed myself..

I'll be posting about it in a min - as it has also brought up, yet another question regarding the highly intelligent new censorship rules....(and plagiarism).

It's been down since about 1pm here. Seemed to crash just after I posted my lady in red. Odd innit.

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

AH......that explains it !....
No bloody varnish on her toe nails - truly abhorrent and probably deserving of a front end take down......(if not the whole internet).

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

liberals like chicks with dicks let's be real Lol.