Lucylin's quick guide to Libtards: # 1...An introduction to the libtard, and how to not mislabel normal people....

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Before I explain how to identify a libtard, we first need to know what a libtard is.

LIBTARD

Here's a couple of definitions from (dictionary.com and dictionary cambridge.org)
A contemptuous term for a person with left-wing political views.
Origin:
Early 21st century blend of liberal and retard.

...used...to refer to someone who believes in personal freedom and that money, property, and power should be shared fairly.
Libtard is a combination of "liberal" and "retard".
(i.e - communism).

WHAT DOES LIBTARD MEAN?

Libtard is an insult usually used to characterize liberals as being stupid.

Now, while these definitions above may be very accurate - is it really fair to label someone as being a libtard ?.... just because they express certain qualities of libtardation ?

NO !...I say.

Before you even begin to assign this label to an individual, it behooves you to ascertain this debilitating condition in someone, for yourself.
By using a few techniques that are VERY easy to apply, you'll be able to quickly clear up any doubts that you may have.
Hunting liberals, and identifying them for the world, is, undoubtedly one of the most noble endeavors a thinking individual can ever pursue in their lives.....

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While some of these individuals may proudly call themselves 'a liberal', (and thus, by default, self identify as being both a liberal and retarded*), there are other people that do not.

Is this because they're more intelligent than the liberal who does identify as such, and by keeping a low profile, avoid recognition ?

Maybe....but most probably not.

It generally has far more to do with their environment, and is an instinctual survival mechanism rather than a thought process. (instinctual reaction is high in the libtard, but thought processes are very low).

The lone libtard may keep very quiet, so as to avoid any unwanted attention.
Their natural environment is to be part of a herd, so they try to become very inconspicuous if they find themselves to be on their own - sometimes even mimicking non libtard words and behaviors, all in an attempt to try and blend in with rational and sane, people.

Many libtards are not even aware that they belong to this most pitiful of social groups.
(Sad but true)
While lacking all self awareness is a prerequisite of libtardation, there are many people who take on the qualities of the authentic libtard, without actually realizing it.

It's the grave responsibility of all genuine libtard hunters to make sure that you're not labeling these people as such....They may be sane people.

(but, as yet, lacking the necessary tools to realize it within themselves - so great care must be taken).

You never want to mistakenly send a normal human being over to the darkside, due to mislabeling them..

It's very difficult for the thinking person to see a liberal and not think 'retarded' at the same time, obviously.
After all, the two words are pretty synonymous - but this is not always the case.

You can have a retarded person who is not a liberal - but you'll very rarely find a liberal, who's not retarded.

....Definition of retarded:

: affected by intellectual disability : INTELLECTUALLY DISABLED

On a personal note - I've known a few retarded people quite well, over the years - and they were definitely not liberals.
They were genuine, good, and nice people (qualities noticeably lacking in the true libtard).

So leave all the non liberal retarded people, alone !... They, are decent human beings.

Libtards are always fair game, however.
.... and it's good to know that there's no closed season for hunting them down online, and identifying them.

I repeat - it is vitally important that you don't mislabel anyone !

While is may not be slanderous to call some one a libtard , legally speaking - if someone is smeared with that putrid brush incorrectly - it can years of hard work to build back up a lost reputation - sometimes never !

Being called a libtard attests to ones lack of intelligence, lack of moral code, and an overwhelming desire to be a conforming sheep - So you need some good supporting evidence of libtardism, before you go around shouting 'you're a libtard'.

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In part 2:

I'll be explaining how simple it is to set up traps for the libtard to walk into.
Any free thinker can do it, and once you've perfected the technique, it makes shooting fish in barrel look complicated.
You have to remember that when you're trying to identify a liberal, you never have to over think things - they never do - and a such, they're as easy to bait as a starving dog with a rump steak. (edit: much easier).

Not only that, I'll be giving you some techniques that you can impress all your friends with - by predicting the future !
...Ok, ok, it's not predicting the future - but it can look like that.
.... it's predicting the libtards future reactions to stimulus that you've give them - i.e..wind 'em up and watch 'em perform* (to delight and merriment of all your independently minded, thinking, friends).

*it's very similar to performing seals, minus the seals intelligence.

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I'll also be giving you a working example of how to recognize, and separate, the true libtard from the unaware normal person.*
This will not be a simulation - this will be a living, working, example.

*Obviously our thoughts and prayers are with the individual at this time.
I'm sure we're all fervently hoping that he's simply an unthinking normal person.
We'll soon see.

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Think you might like this story I saw on fb which fits your criteria to a T -

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee "monitors" me and then this happened.
Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me - excuse me?
Her - you are wasting our bags!
Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her - that's not my job!
Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you.
Her - why are you using two bags?!
Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag.
Her - exactly.
Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don't get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.😂😂


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😂

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The great reset...


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oh and BTW ur upvote count was at an ominous 666.13, two very demonic numbers i hear so I fixed it for ya


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So are you Cuckservative? Ya I know so many that believe in white replacement theory, hate gay people etc. You must be very proud of yourself

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Interesting , i wonder , where do " white replacement theory " or " hate gay people etc " make any logical connection to the post above ?
Would be nice if you could explain this more clear , less vague , with a bit more pride if possible .
Don't be shy ,.. just step up and speak out ,. let us communicate like grown ups do .


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Are you a tranny? Asking for a friend...


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If you shoot one is it edible or are they made of soy or something?


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