Beyond hopium - COPIUM....How to stay happy when reality is telling you lies.

in blurtfunny •  2 years ago 

COPIUM is the drug of choice by those who suddenly find that hopium just isn't giving them 'the endorphin hit', that it once had.
It's the harder drug, one up from HOPIUM.
(please read my previous posts to get a grounding in what hopium is).

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When copium says 'hi', it means that hopium is having a bit of a bad day - but all is not lost*!

*Well, it might be, if you decide to think about it - but as all hopium addicts know - thinking is not an activity that we really encourage anyone to partake in, and certainly not in these parts.
(and that's why we all love copium so much, amirite?).

Are you in state of blissful copium - but just don't realize it ?

Profile of a copium addict. (not to be confused with an hopium addict).

One of the easiest ways to discover if your copium addiction is in full effect, is to use the non-copium haters, and toxic realists own words against them.

For example:

One hater said this recently...

"Of course, Bitcoiners are holding.
They hope that more suckers come in so they can recoup their losses.
Why would they sell now and take such a loss?
Holding is their only real option.
They refuse to admit they made a mistake.
….this explanation is summed up perfectly by the "sunk cost fallacy" theory.

As all those who are in a state of copium are aware, we NEVER admit to making a mistake.
There's simply no way for someone in state of copium to admit that they were wrong.

To do such, would shatter ALL the delusions that you currently hold, and as the old saying goes (and as any hopium addict can tell you)...."Shattering delusions is the road to reality " - and I'm sure we can all agree, that we don't want any part of that !

Admitting that you were wrong about something not only makes you look like a fully grown adult (again, something we try to avoid at all costs), but it also brings into question that your whole world view might be incorrect.
And there's no self loathing copium addict who ever wants to deal with that kind of toxic environment.

All copium addicts have a good friend.
One that will never leave you.
So this means that even if your wife, kids and all previous relationships that are now defunct due to your copium addiction - your stalwart friend, 'ego' will always be there to cajole you into knowing that _you...are...not...wrong...ever.

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Once Mr. Ego has fortified your faith in hopium, copium will keep you warm at night, knowing full well that there are are millions of other likeminded retail bag holders living the dream, just like you are....
(although an email from the kids every now and again - would be nice)

Here's another example to show how much copium addicts are much cleverer than 'normal people' - and how we understand things that 'they', at the moment - 'just don't get'.

A recent comment from a hater, regarding BTC.

"....I say let the suckers keep pouring their money into it. They can't be taught with reason so let them have pain..."

As we can see, this person lives in 'reality' - not copium.... (eeeewwwwwwwww!)...

Because copium addicts are far more evolved than mere 'realists', we also know that reason is never a good compass to use by which to traverse oneself through life.

Copium trumps realism every time !... (and we can't get to copium, without hopium)

The fact that the hater above equates reason as being a superior form of understanding over feelings ('so let them have pain') , it only goes to show how stupid these people really are.

As all ardent hopium, and copium addicts know full well - that feelings will ALWAYS be superior to logic, reason, and using common sense.
(being a masochist and loving the pain of loss also helps quite a bit, to).

Some toxic haters have accused the rainbow draped copium addict as 'being something like a substance abusing bipolar woman, but during menopause'.

This is wildly incorrect.
We all know that men can get pregnant and have a menopause too - so this was clearly written by a misogynist and, as such, can be automatically placed in the bin of 'things we hate to hear'.

Secondly, all copium addicts know full well that adderall is a friend to both us and our companion, Mr. Ego - so why disparage big phamra in this way as they diligently endeavor to make the world a healthier place, by making us more unhealthy?
(Again, it can be clearly seen that this 'realist bunch' really are out of touch with their delusions, the poor things).

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And Finally....

How we can define copium in a nutshell (but not a coconut, as that's a seed)

One toxic pragmatoid said this...
"....Whenever you hear 'it's not a loss until you sell' you know you are dealing with inexperienced traders, who have trouble admitting when they are wrong.

Well, durrr.... obviously.
Just because our crpyto holdings have dropped in value by over 80% this last 12 months, it doesn't mean that we don't have the same number of coins!...
(hahahhaha...the jokes on them, the idiots !).

The pragmatoid continues....

"....The inability to take a loss is a psychological problem that hurts most newbie traders and bitcoin traders are no different.
When selling means you are wrong and holding means you might still be right the newbie always prefers to hold. It's this psychology that leads to huge losses for most newbie traders
Sunk cost, no residual utility, so no value."

As you can see, the attempted (and perpetual) use of common sense, mixed with applied psychology, are the weapons of these people.

They discount the importance and validity of our feelings to try and make them almost worthless !

And we all know feels trumps logic, every time.

We know this by simply looking deep into the eyes of all the other copium addicts and engaging in a group hug*.

*HEALTH WARNING:
While looking into the manic eyes of a man-child on amphetamines is always pleasant experience - avoid the group hugs.
Not only do they not realize their own strength when off their faces on stimulants, you'll undoubtedly also have to deal with diet pepsi dribbling copiously onto your shoulders, and so much cheeto dust residue over you that your 6 month laundry schedule might just have to be brought forward.

And every minute that you spend doing laundry and other self empowering acts - only lead to less time looking at your smart phone and potentially missing out on 'the next big thing'!

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Copium addicts of the world - unite !

You don't have much to lose.
(seeing as you've already lost most of it)...

Question:

1/BTC existed during the period of free Fed money
2/Free FED money is over.
3/ next…????

Answer:

'The moon' ...(you idiots....durrr....).

...and may lighting strike me down if I'm not telling you the truth !

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Masterpiece 🦋

  ·  2 years ago  ·  

Thank bro