There's no 'tit'' in Tyrants - which is really very ironic. Let's change that...You WILL BE, entertained !

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"Tyrants hate humor" - That's because they're scared, stupid, emotionally insecure, and very unhappy...

"You can't change a tyrants penis size, but you can satirize it."

Insecure, socially awkward liberals (and vegans), cannot laugh at themselves.
Most liberals became liberals because they're profoundly unhappy and sexually frustrated in their daily lives, for one reason or another.
Unhappy people struggle with humor, and reality in general.

Liberals have been indoctrinated to perceive themselves as victims, so tend to struggle with any form of teasing... this is 'the snowflake' mentality.

Tyrants and Liberals hate humor - they can't handle being mocked and made fun of, as all good humor have grains of truth.
Liberals hate the truth, as it intrudes on their delusional perception of how they see the world.
That's why liberals are so easily triggered.

Their faux reality is more fragile than the petals on a flower in a hurricane
Make fun of a liberal and they want you put to death...

The left doesn't like humor because you need to have a minimal baseline intelligence to even be able to understand the joke.
....Bless.

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PLEASE NOTE !
The victim mentality of the libtarded brain never lets things like pesky reality, get in the way of screaming out like a little 5 year old girl...

For example...the reaction from the tyrants (and their sycophants), with over 20 MILLION blurt power V's less than 10 THOUSAND blurt power....

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In the name of free markets and supply and demand

Please up-vote if you want to see LOTS MORE daily postings of a 'the babylon bee' nature (but 100% blurt orientated).

or

Please upvote via my crypto wallet to NOT see any postings of this nature on blurt.

(addresses will be on the bottom of each post - blurt not accepted).

Who will win the race ? .....The lovers of humor, or those with tyrannical ambitions?

Prizes are as follows:

If you vote 'yes' (via upvotes on blurt), and the $ value reaches $60 for a 30 day period - I will double the amount of posts that I do in the following 30 day period.

If you vote 'no' (votes via my crypto wallet) and the $ value reaches $60 for a 30 day period - I will NOT POST in the next 30 day cycle.
(any memo's with a 'crypto wallet vote' saying 'yes', will be counted as a PRO continuation of my 'Babylon Blurt', posts).

FIRST 30 DAY PERIOD, STARTING TOMORROW !

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I'll leave you with a heartfelt message from the cliche deliverer, extraordinaire...

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*No vegans, karens, or other mentally ill people, were emotionally butt hurt or ego threatened during the making of this post.
....Or maybe they were.
Dunno.
Don't care.

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LEST WE FORGET...

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  ·  last year  ·  

Ever notice the blurt market chart looks like someone is crying?

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A very realistic reflection of MD's inner side. IMO


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  ·  last year  ·  

I'm amazed how some of the cabals supporter sycophants with big investment are not seriously pissed off yet at being duped into putting their money into the world of rainbows and unicorns...

"...it's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.."
Throw in very insecure ego's, greed, and the rentier, lazy psychology - and it makes it even harder... I suppose...



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  ·  last year  ·  

Amazing


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