U suck

That’s right.
The earlier you realize this the better. There are 7.5 billion people on this planet. Even if you are the top in your field today there is no way you will be at the top of your field tomorrow.

Even the fastest human runner cannot outrun a simple four legged creature. Try and outrun a little bunny rabbit. I bet you can’t beat it. And are you really smarter than a tortoise?

You spend an average of 12,000 hours of your childhood years behind a desk. Yet you still find yourself misspelling words if you don’t use the auto-correct.

Face it, you suck. Whether you went to college or didn’t go to college. Whether you have a fancy job or no job at all doesn’t matter, you still suck.

Your challenge is to find one thing you suck at the most and document your progress. No one really cares if you suck because deep down inside everyone knows that they suck too. What they want to do is watch someone who sucks more than they do get a little less sucky.

Make sure the field you suck in is not too broad or no one will even notice that you suck. Make a sucky name and check that name on a search ranking. If it is getting at least 25 views a day then there are some people who will sympathize with your sucking so bad. If that search ranking has over a thousand view per day then you will probably continue sucking without anybody really noticing.

Nothing says “you suck” like these varsity letters.