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Hello everyone,hope your night was restful.
Here is a quick tip on how to avoid the men in black also known as government workers in my state(Rivers State, Nigeria)

when you happen to be stopped on the road or anywhere you are by the men in black ,the following are what to do.

1: when you see them on the road, check points,dont turn back as that would draw them to you.

2: make sure you don't pant or panic because if you do,bro you are in trouble.
3: make sure to avoid them putting hands in your pocket themselves because if they do.. you become a victim of their weed(india hemp) exhibit arrest because most of them put it in your pocket just to arrest you.
4: if you are told to bring your phone out,dont muter words,just do as you are told but make sure you dont allow them to take the phone into their van for extra inspection because if you allow them, they have a way of installing those implicating apps on your phone and you become a victim..this happens almost every day.
5: if you know you use an iPhone,just keep it at home when going out because iPhone users to them are criminals but all you need to do is bu one small phone you can always take out instead.
6: always try as much as possible to look neat,dress well because if you dont look neat, forget it bro, they see you as a criminal

7:lastly just quit smoking because if you do,they can sniff it out that you smoke and that is another problem.