Good evening friends.
I want to introduce you to one dangerous occupant of our homes, friends that have become strangers. An occupant that enters our home without notice and chasing them out is like warfare. This friend is called, rat.
Rat would just find a way into your files and straight to your certificate. It would eat the name and signature appended on the certificate.
If you are mean, the rat would eat the name of the institution and leave the degree you bagged 😂🤣😂
But in a serious note, the rat at old age may vibe up the ghost in the meanest part of your home.
In some places, they die in the air conditioner. While you are busy looking for where the stench is coming from and unable to find it, you are tempted to put in the air conditioner only to increase the stench. All thanks to rat 😂🤣😂
Unluckily for you, the rat dies in your suit😂😂🤣😂. The stench follows you all around.
Police compared
Some very laughable comparison between our police and those of other nations.
I love the scenes I watch on Hollywood movies. For instance, when the cops chase a criminal, you'd here stuff like
Freeze! Put your hands where I see them.
And the criminal, whether wrong or right, would obey by putting his hands where they can be seen. And silently, the police would handcuff him and zoom, to the police station.
Come to my country
The police chase a criminal into the ghetto. As they came close, in an attempt to stop the criminal, the police will shout
Stop!!
The criminal would stylishly stop and try to move again. Here is what the police would likely say:
If you move, I move you.
The police is never our friend in this part of the world.
Our National League
Cracking jokes. Nah! Let me just complain.
Do you watch the premier league? In my country, our local league is the only league in the world where they substitute the referee.
During the second half and the home team is not winning already, you'd just see the third man calling for a substitution for the referee. Home team doesn't lose matches.
In the dressing room, during the half, the referee will be warned sternly.
The hawking of different items in the stadium is another thing that makes our league unique.
One guy around the corner would just whisper at you to come buy some wraps of hemp. I turned to see him seriously advertising his wares and told him:
I no dey smoke Igboo
The was like:
for this Lagos? If you take one drag ehn, you will see the goal before it is scored.
I laughed my heart off. It was like hearing a prophet speaking but this is seeing as vision 😂🤣😂😂
China Products
My friend just came back. Yeah! He came back from China. And having heard that Chinese products doesn't last, I asked my friend's wife:
I hope he lasts? 😂😂🤣
She just laughed it away.
If you give your life to Christ in China, since their stuff doesn't last, your salvation may not last too 😂🤣🤣.
The Prof.
They call me the prof because I read meaning to everything. My friend @cool08 asked me what the meaning of these words:
Migraine
Me: My grain. 😂🤣😂
He looked so confused. He was expecting some other explicit meaning.
That's how my kind of prof give meaning to words 😂🤣😂
Sorry, I have to go now. Our power supply companynhabe come to cut our line, now the good guys are out there to fight them I am a patriot, I have to go join them now. See ya around 😂🤣😂
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