Tim Mossholder
The COMedy Rumble: Laugh A Moment
I gave a joke at our get together party today after thinking of what to give in the party as jokes. It was so pathetic that no one came out to deliver us from evils, instead I came up to do the justice.
Please listen so well to what I have to say to you all….
I want to ask you people just one question and I want everyone to answer it diligently. Although I will give you the various instances where you need to understand what I have to say.
How many of you have drank or tasted blood before? This is one of the questions I asked from my colleagues during the celebration today. Their reactions were not palatable as they all mentioned that God forbids…
I ask them again this same question for the last time and they all repeated the same statement that God forbids. One of them ask me back that :
Am I a vampire?
I laughed diligently and quietly.
My boss echoed that he has not drank blood nor has he tasted blood before. This was a good answer which we all have to give. To me the only set of people that have drank or tasted human blood before are those who are embarked on ritualists. We have seen them in movies how they do taste human blood, and many people always say that those involved in rituals do drink human blood.
Back to my point.
We have all drank or tasted human blood in one way or the other no matter what since we are human beings and blood is flowing in us.
Has there been any day or any time that you have injured your hands as a result of a cut and blood was rushing out before? Yes or no?
I can give that to yes. It can be yes if and only if you want to say no. The injury we had one way or the other hand has been dipped into our mouth in many ways when we are trying to stop the flow of the blood. After sipping the blood, do we still throw it to the floor back or swallow the blood? I leave that question to you.
Going to an interview
After several attempts in searching for a job, I finally got one which I was to go for an interview. The interview was scheduled for 7 A.M. I was so confused on how to get to the venue just because of the distance from my house to the venue. I got up as early as 3pm. I took my bath and was not able to eat as eating very early in the morning was not in my nature.
When I got to the major road just to wait for the vehicle, a reckless driver ran across me and splashed water on my clothes which made me angry. The gentleman came down after splashing the water on my body and was apologizing. I could not listen and instead flamed up and began to abuse the young guy. He was finely dressed. I abused him to the last level. After getting to the interview, I was called upon. I got to the interview room and saw an old man who told me to wait for his boss. I waited for a few minutes and fortunately, he came in. On his entrance, all the members stood up for him but the old man was still sitting. I later felt the old man was the one to interview me, but to my surprise, was the same young guy who I had abused some hours ago. I was mad at myself for pouring such abuse on him after which he had apologized.
I was not comfortable with the interview. It was as if I was sitting on a hot seat. How would I cope after seeing someone I have abused to be the owner of the company I have come to for an interview?
He stood up and excused me to an inner room as a gentleman. He was so kind and generous. He said to me that he had listened to all.what I said as well as the abuse some hours ago, but picked up a word from it.
Thank God that he understood my condition and did not send me back instead gave me the appointment. He advised me to be patient and know the way I speak to people I see on my way.
Hmmmm….. We still have people who are kind hearted despite the way we are rude to them?.
First published on my Hive Blog