Have sympathy for the penguin !

in blurt •  last year 

Have sympathy for the penguin !

Poor penguin , that thing he called god did double cross him big-time ,..
He didn't give Lucy a eternal soul like he gave humans , the eternal life of Lucy would only last as long as the material world could support him . A accident could easily end him . End him up in the book of the death to never to return from . Where the save space in heaven provided the perfect place to live as long as one wished , the Earth was a other story .
Lucy did not know this when descending down to Earth to do this job .

The first moments on Earth almost went wrong , a still hanging around T-rex thought Lucy to be a good morning snack . By instinct he tried to fly off , running circles desperately flapping his wings in no avail . His wings where useless in the Earths tick atmosphere and was lucky to find a water to dive in and hide . Hide until Lilith had seduced the big boy and led it away to have some naughty fun with . For decennials that is , until she copulated them all in to extinct .
That was a bit of a embarrassing time for Lucy , waiting , from under water seeing Lilith go at it in a perfect female T-rex form . It gave time to realize some things earlier unknown to him . There was for him no way back to heaven without working wings or help from above . That he was really stuck here , like maybe , forever . And that Lilith had the ability to shape shift in to any creature she felt like or wanted to . And that above had tricked him , to get rid of him for a while . So asking above for help he swore he would never do , he would have to find his own way back somehow .

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Lucy trying hard to get back

Lilith returned from her animal state and took on a way more pleasant form again . Went to the sad looking penguin and said , i really hate being a T/rex , while unsuccessfully doing her best to wipe the dino blood from her nose .

( don't ask , it is a Dino thing , reason for extinction or something , but i really don't want to know , Dino sex , no thank you )
,,,,,,,, ...,,. ..... . !
( Alright , alright , i mentioned extinction and Dino's in combination with Lilith , at least i can explain that a bit without giving detailed descriptions of the customs in Dino sex , just know , that it is inhuman .)

A creature like Lilith , cursed and doomed with a 100 births a day , and all by the will of God born death , for this was the burden laid upon her by her master , how can such creature make a species go extinct ?
Easy for Lilith , just become the nr1 bitch in town , and some decennials later , there will be no more man in town . After copulation the female T-rex has to kill the male so to let him keep the honor ,. or something . Anyways , it was not that hard in this T-rex culture for Lilith on that level

But onward s , still red around the nose Lilith spoke encouraging words to the sad looking penguin , . Know dear penguin , i did it for you , so this world would be a lot safer to roam around in , i didn't enjoy a bit of it , mental torture for me , letting the inner beast go like that . And know that the law had a big influence on my decision to not let vicious beasts tear you apart and eat you .
And indeed , Lucy had to admit , she looked shaken , not stirred , bruised not battered , fragile with eyes seeking for a hug from a real friend . But before Lucy could decide if he was that to her , if he could , if he was capable to do such thing , being someones real friend ? Lilith jumped up in joy , pointing and screaming humans , see they come from there caves for no more scary dino's around anymore .

Lucy pulled her back and asked , can you travel to heaven ?
No she said , only when i want to , and i don't ,. why do you ask ?
Lucy grumbled inside like a rusty clockwork for a while doing his best to process these words orderly in his now exploding little mind . And wisely formulated his next question ,. Dear Lilith , did you know that i would loose my flying capability's and would so be stuck on Earth by that ?
Lil looked at him with the most lovely innocent smile of a Amish girl , everybody knew that ,.?? i thought you knew it to ??? While she stood up again and pointed at the humans again , look , hardly any clothing on them , all dingly-dangly for all to see , now that's more my kind of jolly culture . Come luci , let's teach these poor creatures some civilization , let's do what we came for . Then she wondered of calling for the boys , yhoehoo ! ,. can i join , learn you all about shame and other fun stuff !! .


So far i will go today , the reason the penguin still took on the job he was tricked to do for his master . It was that it was his own stupid plan , and so he became determent to make it work even more , some out of pride , mostly as it was left as the only way out , finish the job to restore the power of the wings .
Lucky to have this hot chick Lilly as a friendly companion on this job .

What i as the child of the smokeless flamed eternal spirit might strongly point out to the Lucylinian spirit , the god who claimed to have made you lied from the start to you , he took your spirit and enslaved it to one of his creations , why else where you there from beginning of creation , where the handy craftsman immediately poured you in a form . A form very usable and convenient to him .
There is a way out , back to heaven , endless fermented anshovish , planets and stars to toil with . Just deny his might and grow your own wings on the spirit of the love for the holy mother , who will one day go down in the basement , grab god by his ear and and speak to him loud ,. It is getting damn time you stop harassing these lesser creatures and find a real job to get yourself a place for your own . For she was fed up with the now regular visits of the multi universal counsel for investigations on abuse or enslavement of normally naturally free spirits of higher intelligence . The twisting and lying her son did during the questioning was awful . He kept the intelligence level in his hobby universe just below standard level , but didn't mention any of the higher forms of spiritual intelligence he trapped or enslaved in his creation . to help keep it so .
Then one day after god is gone , of working to pay his rent , as a hollyburger check out clerk , and mommy is cleaning out the basement , let's hope she set's us all free before turning of the whole system to save some energy .

All fun and comedy , until it ain't , and you find out the hollyburger you just bought was made from ,... T-rex stake ?

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Wendy , yeah she moves in her own ways , under many names .

;-)

I thank @lucylin for the inspiration to enable my mind to make this imaginary story . All for the god damned sake of free speech , comedy and the freedom of expression for all . To make sure we will not miss this corner . Or something .

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Now shall i post this ? ,.. yeah , i have no shame for it , i am ready to debate it if needed . And someone might get a laugh out of it , who knows ?
In the worse case they will drag me out crucify me and burn me alive .
Well , that's merely a minor inconvenience for a eternal spirit like me .
I will return ,.. or if i am lucky ,. i will not .

In that case , ill be wishing you sucker all the love from above .
Until then .

Peace to all .

looking forwards to the coming adventures of the funny penguin , rock on !

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  ·  last year  ·  

lololol - free mind fun - something 'they' can never grasp (the concept of fun).

Im glad it inspired you to write - even though your info is a little bit off, which is to be expected, I suppose.

Lucy would never be seen dead in Penguin form !...the horror of horrors !

Reg is on it, though !...He just doesn't know it - The micro ego'd penguin, the perfect being for the cosmically significant job in Wales...(he's only after some anchovies and a fermenting pot, however..!)

...A little like Jesus, in my opinion, but without the waddling.
...He only wanted to wander around and have a bit of a natter with everyone, but then the pesky 'powers that be' noticed him and they realized that the free speech word, is indeed mightier than the sword (or crypto, take yer pick).

Then they tried to silence him, ('cos there were snowflakes even back in the Roman days) and we all know how that turned out for the poor geezer...
He won, biggly !



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  ·  last year  ·  

even though your info is a little bit off, which is to be expected, I suppose.

Making me believe you don't exist just does not work on me .
LOL , joking , just joking , just different backgrounds , same playground , lot's of same principles .
Where mostly in the background , as in the knowledge gained , it makes a story entertaining to an other , or not .

Im glad it inspired you to write

I was a bit afraid you would be a bit agitated for someone using your online public imaginary figures so blatantly and without shame , so glad you didn't . If so i would say , sorry ,.. for having no shame .
It was a just humble exercise in writing comedy for me .
Next post ill focus more on my own position in the grander scheme called the world , how my spiritual state of mind keeps me straight on my path to the light on the end of it all , witch i will try to then bring in a most funny and entertaining way . For one who mocks others must be able to mock himself .

Even when they cut my head of my words will echo in there heads and my writings will still burn there eyes .

Can't remember who said that ,.?? ,. well i guess it then to be me .
;-)



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  ·  last year  ·  

I was a bit afraid you would be a bit agitated for someone using your online public imaginary figures so blatantly and without shame , so glad you didn't..

Hahahahahah - don't be silly.
Anyone that is agitated by any humor, is agitated within themselves*.
Psychological weaklings.

Be proud in your humbleness, my friend !

Master mentality !

...* As opposed to feeling deep shame in your hubris...There's lots of accounts in these parts that fit the latter, sadly - it's easy to observe this phenomenon.
I would recommend not looking at them for too long though as it kinda makes you feel really nauseous, and a cringing pity, seeing such poverty stricken mindsets that are so intent on displaying themselves the world ...did I mention hubris? ..lol
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