0822 오늘도

in blurt •  2 years ago 

I just wanted to say thank you for helping out with Mike today and for getting me chicken soup.

Oh, and for cleaning that mess. That was awesome. Seriously.

It's okay. I really won't bite.

You started this business all by yourself a year and a half ago, and now you have a staff of 220 people.

And I hate to say it, but try to get some sleep.

Ben, I haven't seen you in days.

It's good to hear your voice.

It was great meeting you today.

I called you quicker than you thought I would.

Well, your dad and I are finally putting together all our research at the hospital.

So we've been studying women under 40 who sleep less than six hours a night.

It seems like they're 38% more likely to experience major weight gain compared to women who slept seven hours a night.

You know I haven't slept in two years.

I can't change the facts, dear.

I gotta hand it to you, honey.

Twenty-four hours without video games, he's already contributing to society.

To be fair, he's using his imagination.

There's no fire escapes.

They cut corners.

I'll cut your corners.

No, it would be good for you.

It's terrible for me.

Thanks to your moldy encyclopedias, my take on mitosis was completely out of date.

They don't even call it protoplasm anymore.

You could have asked one of us.

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