What The Fuck just happened?!
Be sure there is a spoiler coming here, which is not really a spoiler, since i gonna tell you to not waste your time on this ridiculous "what the hell is going on" trash of a movie...
Seriously, the other day i was like; "wow, another Charlies Angels movie, yeah!" I was making some Popcorn, having some Beers and then... What the Fuck just happend?! How could anyone write such a crap for the Cult Series of the Seventies?! How?!
First What The Fuck!?
Picard. Fuck, how the hell can anyone imagine Captain Star Trek to be Bosley?! Seriously?! This cast is so wrong in so many ways that's not even worth to talk about it.
What The Fuck?
Second What The Fuck!?
The idea that Charlie would send Bosley into retirement?! What the Fuck?! The folks writing this set must have been lobotomised before! You need proof? Yeah, because Bosley turns on the Angels and becomes the anti-héro, who fights against the Angels?! Seriously?! That Picard didn't turn green playing this Bullshit is just the one amazing thing here. And the fact he is trying to be funny is not helping the movie at all!
Third What the Fuck!?
The story in general is just lame, nothing special coming here, just showing off lots of money, which they use to travel around the globe to do nothing new in this kind of genre at all... actually you probably have seen many of these crime action movies already and this one is so lame it needs to tab in all the 007 stories. If the producers would have known and loved the real idea behind the Original Series, they wouldn't have needed all that. And finally, the jokes are mediocre to the point that it hurts your brain.
So what the fuck just happened? I know now: The fact that i was frozen in shock made me watch the whole 118 minutes... These minutes will always be missed in my life now. What a shame!
BTW, i'm the Dude
i always do what i want, when i want and how i want!
Pictures are Screen Shots from the Movie...
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