Loki is a Salty Bastard
....and I love him.
Y'all may remember Loki , his work here didn't really work out, but I'm not pissed.
He hurled some strange and untrue accusations at me on his way out, but no one else in this world could inspire a beverage like this one.
NO VERMOUTH
OK it's gin. Just gin.
Then some lime and some salty stuff for taste.
If you make a Loki , and take a pic of it and say there's no vermouth, but there is, I'll know and you won't get your 1000 BLURT.
While you're getting drunk, hit up a pain in the ass non-neurotypical person you know, and say hi, even if they're a pain in the ass.
Once you're drunk (for me that's 3-4 Loki, your mileage may vary) please post pics of your beverage, tell the story of making it, and share an anecdote from your life.
I’m in ... lots of Loki fans in the NERDAY.com community .... can I share there ?
Yes, please do. Let's make it 20k.
20 people drinking lokis.
Love it.
Requirements:
and of course
NO VERMOUTH!
....and bam, I'll send you a kiloblurt.
Shared .... let’s see how many NERDAY nerds enter .... https://hive.blog/hive-129496/@offgridlife/nerday-loves-loki-make-a-loki-drink-and-win-1-000-blurt
All right, but I must inform you, that beverage that you posted above, it would not qualify. A loki is Gin.
WOOPS.... I will do something like this ....
YES!
ow that's a loki!
You'll likely wat some lime juice in there especially if you're drinking Tanqueray.
BTW NO, NOT TANQ 10.
TANQ 10 is not acceptable.
OK:
NOT OK:
All other gins are okay as well. But not tanq 10 please.
If anyone gets fiesty and picks up Monkey 47, and makes a video, and they tag @ned and @birdinc, that's gonna be 2kb.
You'll need it.
Oh and by the way, I'm raising the stakes.
if you post a video of yourself appreciating the Loki, on the new blurt video platform:
https://blurt.tube/watch?v=5fdf5e72d16b417b37f50a46
1.5kb
And that's again for up to 20 people. So it seems that I am on the line for up to 30,000 BLURT
I assure all of you, it will be worth every single penny, to know that you have enjoyed the one true gin beverage. sometimes, I sin against loki, and I have martinis at my local French restaurant, but that is very silly of me.
Hmmm .... I tried Blurt.tube ... it creates a new account for me ? I’m now @BlurtFilm too ... I just log in my email ?
https://blurt.tube/watch?v=5fe37ac1e8b4997e8c1a1acf
Here is my movie....
https://blurt.blog/blurtloki/@offgridlife/blurtloki-my-loki-video-for-blurt-tube
But but $LOKI is a good coin 😜
Well I'm certainly not talking about the coin. This beverage was named after a friend of mine.