Loki Is A Salty Bastard

in blurt •  4 years ago  (edited)

Loki is a Salty Bastard

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....and I love him.

Y'all may remember Loki , his work here didn't really work out, but I'm not pissed.

He hurled some strange and untrue accusations at me on his way out, but no one else in this world could inspire a beverage like this one.

NO VERMOUTH

OK it's gin. Just gin.

Then some lime and some salty stuff for taste.

If you make a Loki , and take a pic of it and say there's no vermouth, but there is, I'll know and you won't get your 1000 BLURT.

While you're getting drunk, hit up a pain in the ass non-neurotypical person you know, and say hi, even if they're a pain in the ass.

Once you're drunk (for me that's 3-4 Loki, your mileage may vary) please post pics of your beverage, tell the story of making it, and share an anecdote from your life.

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  ·  4 years ago  ·   (edited)

I’m in ... lots of Loki fans in the NERDAY.com community .... can I share there ?

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  ·  4 years ago  ·   (edited)

Yes, please do. Let's make it 20k.

20 people drinking lokis.

Love it.

Requirements:

  • Pic
  • Narrative
  • Nice thing said to crazy person in your life no matter how salty they may be
  • Name of gin you chose & photo of bottle
  • Your thoughts on Loki, the beverage
  • No laziness: you must actually be drunk when you make the post

and of course

NO VERMOUTH!

....and bam, I'll send you a kiloblurt.

  ·  4 years ago  ·   (edited)

All right, but I must inform you, that beverage that you posted above, it would not qualify. A loki is Gin.

  ·  4 years ago  ·   (edited)

WOOPS.... I will do something like this ....

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YES!

ow that's a loki!

You'll likely wat some lime juice in there especially if you're drinking Tanqueray.

BTW NO, NOT TANQ 10.

TANQ 10 is not acceptable.

OK:

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NOT OK:

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  ·  4 years ago  ·   (edited)

All other gins are okay as well. But not tanq 10 please.

If anyone gets fiesty and picks up Monkey 47, and makes a video, and they tag @ned and @birdinc, that's gonna be 2kb.

You'll need it.

Oh and by the way, I'm raising the stakes.

if you post a video of yourself appreciating the Loki, on the new blurt video platform:

https://blurt.tube/watch?v=5fdf5e72d16b417b37f50a46

1.5kb

And that's again for up to 20 people. So it seems that I am on the line for up to 30,000 BLURT

I assure all of you, it will be worth every single penny, to know that you have enjoyed the one true gin beverage. sometimes, I sin against loki, and I have martinis at my local French restaurant, but that is very silly of me.

  ·  4 years ago  ·   (edited)

Hmmm .... I tried Blurt.tube ... it creates a new account for me ? I’m now @BlurtFilm too ... I just log in my email ?

https://blurt.tube/watch?v=5fe37ac1e8b4997e8c1a1acf

  ·  4 years ago  ·  
  ·  4 years ago  ·  

But but $LOKI is a good coin 😜

Well I'm certainly not talking about the coin. This beverage was named after a friend of mine.