unshackled minds vegan sarnie

in blurt •  3 years ago 

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I am unsure what qualifies to be a "vegan"...


But I dare say my buddy @northern-tracey will no doubt let me know.

As you know it is the weekend, so just posts for fun, shits n giggles as I call it.
Is butter OK for vegans? But along came a demon, it opened my fridge, and threw the worst kind of meat on my vegan "thing" I mean come on, how bloody dare you, in my best Greta outburst voice.


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No bacon today tgal.

The thing I disliked on hive the most, or just a pet hate, unsure now, was people tagging people in posts, as it was like a begging thing on there, tag someone with more tokens than you, but as all my friends are skint, I can tag away.

I mean look at the tranny @frot, not a pot to piss in, interesting story about not a pot to piss in the saying, it refers to people selling piss, urine, for tanners, look it up if you can be bothered, but today I am just taking the piss, not paying for it.

You will get conflicting stories, so I might as well put up a link for the lazy https://medium.com/exploring-history/you-might-be-mistaken-about-the-origin-of-a-pot-to-piss-in-dd70b3ec0ca6

@frot showed his true colours/colors today when he showed up at my place, I do feel his surgery went wrong though, he is broke, like @lucylin, so I can feel free to tag them with no feeling of remorse at all.

I mean come on bro, your hair dude, it looks a mess.


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Owners looking like pets and all, your cat looks mean bro!


@lucylin also stopped by for 2 minutes, I had to kick him out when he cocked a leg and pissed on my dog.

I got a photo though of the dogs revenge.


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Brings a whole new meaning to never piss a dog off does it not?

In other news @small1axe (yes he is broke too so not going to give me free shit) well he invented a new version of the wheel today, and mighty fine it was too.

Here it is.

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He also made 1 for a cycle, just as (cough cough choke) Good.

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Anywho, I just put my daughter to bed, so off to play with myself, and this, if you know, you know.

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Have a super Sunday, Sunday is going to be fun day.

By the way, if you need money, you can make it buying blurt on hive-engine and selling it for it's real value on other sites, as hive morons are short selling it.

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I thought it was coz all the piss-pots were being used to wash/bleach clothes! Tanners... yeah, makes sense too.
I found out this week that cats are addicted to bleach - and I sometimes wonder how homo fidelis got to be top dog!

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

I switch my brain off at the weekend, just to see what it is like for the population that believe the political lies, omicron variant you see, anagram and all, by gawd they think we are all stupid, but they really are dense, polis named ticians are as stupid as they come.Jethro Tull was correct, thick as a brick.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

How nice to see you appreciate my invention .
Ever driven up a steep muddy hill , and your wheels start spinning ,.. so you drop back even ,.. well these wheels eliminate the spinning part .

B.t.w. nice HHO kit there . ;-)

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Bro the wheels are superb, saves having brakes so eliminates waste, that little boy greta will like you for that.

"B.t.w. nice HHO kit there . ;-)" 30 Amps and still working well.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Something definitely gone wrong with @frot looking at the photo😱 Great to see you going to do some more progress on the HHO.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Weekend thing bro, got to get back to the motorbikes in the week.

  1. No butter is not vegan, it comes from the titty of a mother cow.
  2. Looks like another bit of dead pig you got there so it's all bacon to the dead pig.
  3. Veganism is NOT a diet or a habit it is a boycott of all animal abuse and use.
  4. I'll get you, just wait.......
  ·  3 years ago  ·  

See I knew there were rules, but you must be worn out with all that frot action, take a nice hot bath, I will give you a massage later, much later, good weekend for fun, got to like living,

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

LOL - Auto urine therapy is a wonderful thing... not sure if it's vegan though because urine may be an animal product?

I just found an old photo of my Honda XR that I used to ride as a teenager - I always was a four-stroker - had a few wild adventures on this one!

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  ·  3 years ago  ·  

4t is the best, if you want to cum second lol.....

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Regards anything with rules, you know, like gov, lgbtq wertsyda or what ever they are now, or vegan, one must speak to an expert in said field, no not a fucking field an expert I meant, there are many, they all have a voice, it is 2021 after all, and I self identify as as Fucking tree today, yes a tree that likes sex, go figure. So I am off now to fuck myself.

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

It is a HHO browns gas machine you moron, not a piss taker, wait, that is my job this weekend, taking the piss, please join the queue in an orderly fashion, and a nurse will come along shortly, or talley (is that even a word, it should be? Discrimination against words is bad, and tall people), and extract some urine from you.

I can not believe in 2021 we can not have freedom of shutting up people, where is the choice in that??????

I am going outside to scream now that I need a safe space, the world offended me!!!!!!

  ·  3 years ago  ·  

Not a pot to piss in .

This has a connection with gun powder . During the American revolution and civil war's gun powder producer's payed some nice coin for a pot of human pis . It was used to make sulfur by mixing it with compost . Sulfur is one of the 3 ingredients for black powder . Funny how back in the 16 17th century soil under churches was collected for production of gun powder .
So @frot might signal there his worry's about his ammo supply's , and is thinking about searching for some under some old church ,.. ;-)