RE: Human Caused Pole Shift Crisis!!! Reduce your Magnetic Footprint before it's too late!

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Human Caused Pole Shift Crisis!!! Reduce your Magnetic Footprint before it's too late!

in blurt-194344 •  9 months ago 

LOL. Another Crisis!!! Kids jumping up and down on their beds is causing plate displacement!!!! Oh no!!!!!!!! Quick, tax everyone! Change how we manufacture beds! Pass laws making jumping up and down on anything illegal!!! Outlaw line dancing, clogging, tap dancing, etc before it's too late. California will be decimated when the island collides with it, and we only have 5 years to act! It's a plate emergency!

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Remember this genius (Rep Hank Johnson [D-GA]) who claimed that Guam would capsize because of the people.