Rating Famous Paintings so you Don't Have To! 🤠

in blurt-192372 •  11 days ago 

Hello everyone! You are probably here because you read the title. So let's dive in, shall we?

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Here we have the beloved Mona Lisa. Here are a few things I noticed... where are her eyebrows? I guess she wanted to be like the other influencers that shave off their eyebrows. I guess hers never grew back...

And her fingernails...? Where are those? Plus, if I ever manage to see the Mona Lisa in real life one day, according to the pictures I see on the internet, her skin is whiter than my wall! I'll give it a 4/10.


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And here is The Scream by Edvard Munch. I genuinely feel bad for the other people on the bridge having to listen to him scream. Like, what if they were a couple and they were on a romantic date and then they hear "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Shut up you're so annoying!"
-King Julien XIII

Yeah... 4/10


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Does that wave looks surf-able? I like the colors Katsushika Hokusai used, and he put some boats in there too! Amazing. 8.5/10


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(Sorry this photo is a bit smaller than the rest)

This is "The Persistence of Memory" by Salvador Dalí. I heard that this painting was inspired off a cheese Salvador Dalí really liked. (I need to try that cheese) 7.5/10


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Here is a Girl with a Pearl Earring by Johannes Vermeer. First of all, I can't really see the earring because there is a shadow so, I only get to see half of the earring. This should not be called "Girl with a Pearl Earring", I'd rather call it "Girl With Half An Earring And A Weird Nose".

3/10


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Here we have "Starry Night" by Vincent Van Gogh. First of all, what is that giant mountain thing over there? It's kind of blocking my view of the "starry night". That's annoying. 5/10.

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I had a great time writing this and I hope you enjoyed reading this too! See you in the next post....

Thank you for your time!🤠

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