I went for a walk in the woods one day.
I stumbled upon a small cabin.
As I approached a beautiful woman opened the door and gave me a kiss ?
I was quite surprised.
Even more so when she slapped my cheek ???
Mosquito …. she said.
She invited me in for dinner.
It was McDonald’s Big Mac and Fries.
After the meal I became sleepy and the last thing I remember was her whisper … “Rest in Peace”