When you want freedom

I've had enough! Anyone who claims the countryside is quiet and peaceful is wrong. The farmer does not care about other residents. He works only on Sundays and public holidays. He does not care if there are people who need their sleep or want to enjoy peace and quiet after a week of hard work.
The sheep make the road and land dirty and broken. Walking, walking the dog is almost impossible. There is sheep shit everywhere and you have to slither through the poop and mud to get to the car while the sheepdogs are too stupid to recognize me and my car after all these years and keep barking and attacking.
Are those dogs even vaccinated against rabies I ask when I have one of those bitches off my leg. I get no answer but the dog in question has suddenly disappeared. Not that it matters because there are still seven of them and the old bitch does give birth to a litter twice a year, a few of which always stay alive and herd the sheep.
The barking hurts my ears, the heavy sound of the tractor echoes all day and the ground shakes like the walls of the house.